MRS

why does my mom respond to some questions with ‘si dios quiere’ like wtf mother that’s not an answer

19 Oct   1 note

queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

'racists are the problem not white people!!!!' please don't ever talk again

19 Oct   1 note

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

stealmyghoul:

me and 1d are growing old together this is so romantic 

vorkosigans:

Ms. Marvel #009

Dude. You’re from a galaxy far, far away.

skytopniall:

next one direction music video: three minutes and 40 seconds of zayn doing the beep beep bop thing with niall